its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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