ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
