is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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