So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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