I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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