I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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