Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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