dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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