Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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