I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
