can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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