If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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