what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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