Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we made out on top of his cat.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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