if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Randomize