I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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