He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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