You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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