I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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