ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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