Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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