Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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