I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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