She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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