normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think i have two assholes
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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