doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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