She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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