I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
cat food counts as protein by the way
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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