Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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