His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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