Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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