weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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