I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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