So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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