Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
