You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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