its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
