Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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