Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
