I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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