D3 body, D1 cock
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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