She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
did you just send me my own nude
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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