called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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