Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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