he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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