How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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