# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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