Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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