I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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