so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So vagazzling was a success
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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