this just has baby written all over it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I can't turn off my feet"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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