There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think my fart just growled at me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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