Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
