Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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